Questions to ask Chinese

Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving
" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human's
best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.

Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the
world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and
Afghanistan.

Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
(Seminoles is a tribe from Native Americans. )

Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.

Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.

Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the
world?
A: Not really, too much cars and green house gas on earth these days. we
plan on take over the moon and Mars first.

Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: As soon as the government finish legalizing Gambling, so the monks can
have enough financial support.

Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes, because the western buyers keep threatening, if they can't make a
200% profit, they will move their factory to Vietnam.

Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: We are waiting for the approval from the US government to give Alaska to
China as repayment of all those debts. Then we start migrate people to
Alaska.