Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Questions to ask Chinese

Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving
" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human's
best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.

Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the
world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and
Afghanistan.

Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
(Seminoles is a tribe from Native Americans. )

Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.

Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.

Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the
world?
A: Not really, too much cars and green house gas on earth these days. we
plan on take over the moon and Mars first.

Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: As soon as the government finish legalizing Gambling, so the monks can
have enough financial support.

Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes, because the western buyers keep threatening, if they can't make a
200% profit, they will move their factory to Vietnam.

Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: We are waiting for the approval from the US government to give Alaska to
China as repayment of all those debts. Then we start migrate people to
Alaska.

2012 sites

http://www.december212012.com/M-The_Mayan_Prophecy.htm
http://scienceblogs.com/highlyallochthonous/2009/02/is_the_earths_magnetic_field_a.php

http://www.timeline2012.net/
http://www.projecttristar.net/
http://www.face2012.net/group/83/&v=members&search=&p=1

Sunday, May 29, 2011

2012: Leaks Found in Earth's Magnetic Field

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPLjnqS8UeY

Dr Michio Kaku

http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2008/16dec_giantbreach/ 

What would happen if the magnetic field of the Earth suddenly changed?

http://www.astronomycafe.net/qadir/q279.html
If the magnetic field of the Earth suddenly changed, and this DOES happen naturally every 250,000 years or so, the consequences would be fascinating. For life, we can see from the fossil record that the past field changes had no significant effect on living organisms. This is most curious because the field reversal ( North magnetic pole shifting to antarctica and the South magnetic pole shifting to the arctic region in the Northern Hemisphere) one might expect the field to go to zero strength for a century or so. This would let cosmic rays freely penetrate to the Earth's surface and cause mutations. This seems not to have had much effect in the past, so we probably don't really know what is going on during these field reversals. There have been a dozen of them over the last few million years, documented in the rock which has emerged and solidified along the mid-Atlantic Ridge where continental plates are slowly separating. These epochs form parallel bands all long the ridge where the rock has stored a fossilized image of the local orientation of the Earth's magnetic field for the last few million years.
Magnetic field wandering would let the aurora borealis occur at any latitude, but other than that there would be no noticeable effects other than changes in the amount of cosmic rays that penetrate to the ground. Even this effect is minimal because we can visit the Arctic and Antarctic and only receive a slight increase in cosmic rays. So long as the strength of the field remains high during this field wandering event, the effects should be pretty benign.
The Earth's magnetic field is believed to be generated by the rotation of the Earth's molten iron-nickel core. The period of field reversal is determined by the rotation rate of the core and its electrical conductivity. If you were to change either one of these, the field orientation, strength and '250,000 year cycle' would be increased or decreased. We also know from studies of the Sun's magnetic dynamo, that this phenomenon can change abruptly as it did during the 'Little Ice Age' on the Earth a few hundred years ago. There were no sunspots observed on the Sun for 50 years or so, then rather abruptly, the familiar 11-year cycle started-up over the course of a few decades. A similar 'chaotic' phenomenon may occur with the Earth 'suddenly' loosing its magnetic field for a few million years. Already, geophysicists have begun to notice a decline in the strength of the Earth's magnetic field, suggesting that the next field reversal epoch may be about to start. It may, however, take a long time to get here, and we don't really know if the decline is just a natural, ripple, or the portend of something far more sinister.

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Tornadoes in US 2011


tornado in Oklahoma,Kansas, Alabama and the South
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/30/2011-tornado-outbreak-deaths_n_855646.html

home depot after the Joplin Tornado. source: AP (i.imgur.com)
http://i.imgur.com/9YAdl.jpg


flood




How do you survive one?
Essentially, by getting as low to the ground as possible. Researchers who studied deaths and injuries from the powerful tornadoes that hit the Oklahoma City area on May 3, 1999, found that basements and hallways were the safest spots in a home. Stay away from windows (and don’t bother opening them) and above all avoid mobile homes, where half of all tornado deaths occur. Cars are “death traps,” said the Storm Prediction Center of NOAA. Unless you can find shelter or drive out of the path of a tornado, get out of the car and lie face down on the ground. But don’t let prudence yield to panic. For all their fury, tornadoes kill an average of 60 people a year, fewer than heat waves or floods do.
http://www.wunderground.com/tornado/?show=recent&lat=40.41350&lon=-87.45117&zoom=6&MR=1 

Monday, January 10, 2011

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Where To Retire....LOL

http://www.city-data.com/forum/other-topics/698828-where-retire-lol.html

You can retire to Phoenix, Arizona where...
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
2. You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.
4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
5. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door.
6.. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!

You can retire to California where...
1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
3. You know how to eat an artichoke.
4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
6. The 4 seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud, and Drought.

You can retire to New York City where...
1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan .....
2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
3. You think Central Park is "nature."
4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
5.. You've worn out a car horn. (ed note if you have a car).
6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.

You can retire to Maine where...
1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco ..
2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
3.. You have more than one recipe for moose.
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction.

You can retire to the Deep South where...
1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2. "Y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
3. "He needed killin'" is a valid defense.
4. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, Mary Beth, etc.
5.. Everything is either "in yonder," "over yonder" or "out yonder." It's important to know the difference, too.

You can retire to Colorado where...
1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car .
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and so he stops at the day care center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.

You can retire to the Midwest where...
1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at? "
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different!"

AND You can retire to Florida where..
1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5. Cars in front of you often appear to be driven by headless people

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